Cytaty

“Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as his life work some occupation which he should like to do anyhow, even if he did not need the money.”

“At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.”

“I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.”

“People come up to me and say, “Emo, do people really come up to you?””

“Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.”

“I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.”

“All the world’s a cage.”

“What is defeat? Nothing but education; nothing but the first step to something better.”

“Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism.”

“Have I inadvertently said some evil thing?”